CHRIS ERSKINE / FAN OF THE HOUSE

There's one sure Super Bowl bet: Spectacle will give way to sadness

Curly/crimped: Even.

•How long will the postgame handshake/hug last between Jim and John Harbaugh?

Over/under: Seven seconds.

•Will a Baltimore or San Francisco player be arrested before the game?

Yes: 5-1.

•What color will the Gatorade (or equivalent liquid) be that is dumped on the head coach of the winning team?

Clear/water: 7-4.

Orange: 5-2.

Yellow: 5-2.

Green: 13-2.

Red: 13-2.

Blue: 13-2.

•Whom will the most valuable player of the Super Bowl thank first?

Teammates: 5-4.

God: 5-2.

Coach: 12-1.

Family: 12-1.

Owner: 15-1.

No one: 9-4.

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