1. How long should Jay Cutler sit out?
Bill Arnett: This is No. 3, right? Does he like his family/want to remember them?
Matt Pais: As long as he needs to. Head injuries are serious business.
Jane Monzures: At the very latest this afternoon, even if he can't remember his offensive linemen's names.
Kat Velez: As long as it takes to get over his concussion. Those are no joke.
Bear Jordan: If he looks at me and doesn't know he should run away screaming, it's too soon to play.
2. Give Charles Tillman's daughter a nickname.
Bill Arnett: "Peanut II: The Wrath of Khan."
Matt Pais: Obviously, "Tiny Peanut," which would not sound as affectionate if he had a son.
Jane Monzures: "Cashew."
Kat Velez: "Goober."
Bear Jordan: "Shelly."
3. What would you consider a successful road trip for the Bulls?
Bill Arnett: Beer, hijinks, crash wedding of Noah's old girlfriend so she won't marry that preppy douche.
Matt Pais: Not running out of gas, not forgetting anyone at Subway. And some wins.
Jane Monzures: When they find Josh's girlfriend, Tiffany, in Austin, Texas.
Kat Velez: No one dies or gets seriously injured.
Bear Jordan: Finding the ideal D-Rose replacement in an airport bar.
4. Backup quarterbacks are to the NFL as ...
Bill Arnett: ... ketchup packets. You toss `em in the fridge just in case, but you hate having to use them.
Matt Pais: ... Lotto winners are to society. They typically earn a lot for showcasing no skill at all.
Jane Monzures: ... flats are to my legs.
Kat Velez: ... enforcers are to the NHL -- you don't want them out there for more than five minutes a game.
Bear Jordan: ... berries are to my diet. Not my first choice.
5. If NASCAR drivers are tweeting from their cars, what's next?
Bill Arnett: Accidents. Many accidents.
Matt Pais: A lot of terrible accidents, probably.
Jane Monzures: Fast-food drive through windows in the pits.
Kat Velez: They'll be updating Pinterest with beer can chicken recipes.
Bear Jordan: Drivers doing their business midrace.