1. Make a sports prediction for December.
|Marc Silverman: A December thaw -- for the ice at the United Center.|
|Pete McMurray: There will be AT LEAST four fights at the Bears-Packers game Dec. 16. The over/under is 3 1/2.|
|Ernest Wilkins: A local player will say something dumb. We will run ourselves ragged discussing it. Yawn.|
|Elliott Serrano: The NHL will continue its quest to become as fictional a sport as Quidditch.|
|Sarah Spain: Lions jackwagon Ndamukong Suh will crash more cars and kick more groins.|
2. Besides Urlacher and Cutler, which Bears player should be fined?
|Marc Silverman: JWebb. 1-2, tie your shoe. 3-4, tweet no more.|
|Pete McMurray: The entire offensive line. Do I really need to explain?|
|Ernest Wilkins: Brandon Marshall. Dude is out here committing unsportsmanlike eff-you catches.|
|Elliott Serrano: Mike Tice, for crimes against stand-up comedy. You've heard his press conferences, right?|
|Sarah Spain: Kellen Davis, though I don't think falling down too much is a fine-able offense just yet.|
3. What should Northern Illinois get for its second straight MAC championship?
|Marc Silverman: An invite to join the Big Ten. Isn't everyone getting one?|
|Pete McMurray: A trip to a BCS game and $15 million. Isn't that the going rate?|
|Ernest Wilkins: A trip to a bowl game in warm weather. Shouldn't have been the Orange Bowl though.|
|Elliott Serrano: Free Big Macs, duh.|
|Sarah Spain: Cheese. Ya know, to go with the MAC. *rimshot*|
4. Watching a Bulls game with Dennis Rodman is like ...
|Marc Silverman: ... the early bird gets the worm.|
|Pete McMurray: ... that awkward last date with the girl you broke up with after three years. But without the piercings.|
|Ernest Wilkins:... watching a Bulls game with your drunk uncle who used to be in Cameo so he still dresses all weird.|
|Elliott Serrano: ... Watching "Timecop" with Jean-Claude Van Damme. We're revisiting the '90s!|
|Sarah Spain: ... watching a movie with Sean Penn. All you really wanna talk about is what Madonna's really like.|
5. How do you see the BCS title game playing out?
|Marc Silverman: The game is still 35 days away. Ill wait for the Kelly/Saban debates to decide.|
|Pete McMurray: Touchdown Jesus performs the last of his 2012 miracles, and Notre Dame wins the national title. BOOM!|
|Ernest Wilkins: Alabama 459, Notre Dame 20. No joke needed.|
|Elliott Serrano: Even if Alabama loses, they'll get another chance like they did against LSU last year.|
|Sarah Spain: An elephant vs. a leprechaun? If mascots are any indication, Notre Dame's in trouble.|