1. What's the Chicago sports equivalent of McKayla Maroney's "not impressed" face?
|Marc Silverman: Life as a Cubs fan. You're going to have to hold that pose for a while, McKayla.|
|Pete McMurray: Jay Cutler Postgame Press Conference Face. "There's a lot of football left in the season." Uh, thanks Jay.|
|Ernest Wilkins: Jay Cutler. Everything about him.|
|Elliott Serrano: WWE champion C.M. Punk's smirk.|
|Sarah Spain: Cutler Face. (It was, in fact, the inspiration for McKayla's podium pose.)|
2. When you think "Bears-49ers," what pops into your mind?
|Marc Silverman: Nothing. I'm having a sympathy concussion for Cutler and Waddle.|
|Pete McMurray: The Jason Campbell Movie. Let's hope it has a happy ending.|
|Ernest Wilkins: "Clue." Because they play in Candelstick Park, right? No? Why are you laughing?|
|Elliott Serrano: The 1988 season NFC championship game and how the 49ers destroyed the myth of "bear weather."|
|Sarah Spain: The game of Jason Campbell's life. *crosses fingers*|
3. A Sunday with no Bears game is the perfect time to ...
|Marc Silverman: ... focus on fantasy. And I'm NOT talking about football. Truly a Sunday funday.|
|Pete McMurray: Shhhh, DON'T remind my wife. HONEY-DO List. "Honey do this, Honey do that ..."|
|Ernest Wilkins: ... go run, hit the farmers market...haha, j/k. Watch "The Wire" all over again.|
|Elliott Serrano: ... go see "Skyfall" again, this time to count the number of outfits Daniel Craig wears.|
|Sarah Spain: ... get a head start on Thanksgiving -- overeating and overdrinking, here I come!|
4. If Brian Urlacher would lie to hide a concussion, what else is he hiding?
|Marc Silverman: His love of sports radio. He calls in as "Vince in Oak Park."|
|Pete McMurray: Jenny McCarthy stories. C'mon buddy ... just one? Please?|
|Ernest Wilkins: His neck.|
|Elliott Serrano: Paris Hilton. In his pants.|
|Sarah Spain: An elaborate shrine to teen heartthrobs One Direction.|
5. What should the Bulls call their new practice facility?
|Marc Silverman: The Hurto center. When is D-Rose returning?|
|Pete McMurray: The Asylum on Ashland.|
|Ernest Wilkins: The Ernest C. Wilkins III Center. What, like you don't want a building named after you?|
|Elliott Serrano: I vote for Berto Center West.|
|Sarah Spain: The Jordan Center. Duh.|