1. What's the Chicago sports equivalent of McKayla Maroney's "not impressed" face?
Marc Silverman: Life as a Cubs fan. You're going to have to hold that pose for a while, McKayla.
Pete McMurray: Jay Cutler Postgame Press Conference Face. "There's a lot of football left in the season." Uh, thanks Jay.
Ernest Wilkins: Jay Cutler. Everything about him.
Elliott Serrano: WWE champion C.M. Punk's smirk.
Sarah Spain: Cutler Face. (It was, in fact, the inspiration for McKayla's podium pose.)
2. When you think "Bears-49ers," what pops into your mind?
Marc Silverman: Nothing. I'm having a sympathy concussion for Cutler and Waddle.
Pete McMurray: The Jason Campbell Movie. Let's hope it has a happy ending.
Ernest Wilkins: "Clue." Because they play in Candelstick Park, right? No? Why are you laughing?
Elliott Serrano: The 1988 season NFC championship game and how the 49ers destroyed the myth of "bear weather."
Sarah Spain: The game of Jason Campbell's life. *crosses fingers*
3. A Sunday with no Bears game is the perfect time to ...
Marc Silverman: ... focus on fantasy. And I'm NOT talking about football. Truly a Sunday funday.
Pete McMurray: Shhhh, DON'T remind my wife. HONEY-DO List. "Honey do this, Honey do that ..."
Ernest Wilkins: ... go run, hit the farmers market...haha, j/k. Watch "The Wire" all over again.
Elliott Serrano: ... go see "Skyfall" again, this time to count the number of outfits Daniel Craig wears.
Sarah Spain: ... get a head start on Thanksgiving -- overeating and overdrinking, here I come!
4. If Brian Urlacher would lie to hide a concussion, what else is he hiding?
Marc Silverman: His love of sports radio. He calls in as "Vince in Oak Park."
Pete McMurray: Jenny McCarthy stories. C'mon buddy ... just one? Please?
Ernest Wilkins: His neck.
Elliott Serrano: Paris Hilton. In his pants.
Sarah Spain: An elaborate shrine to teen heartthrobs One Direction.
5. What should the Bulls call their new practice facility?
Marc Silverman: The Hurto center. When is D-Rose returning?
Pete McMurray: The Asylum on Ashland.
Ernest Wilkins: The Ernest C. Wilkins III Center. What, like you don't want a building named after you?
Elliott Serrano: I vote for Berto Center West.
Sarah Spain: The Jordan Center. Duh.