1. Why does it take a whole half for the Bears offense to get going?
|Pat Tomasulo: They're waiting for me to wake up.|
|Scott Bolohan: Cutler finally learned the Martz offense.|
|Clark Jones: Wearing all that hot pink takes time to get used to. #nflcares|
|John Dooley: Takes a good half to reach the perfect "Jay Cutler Face"; once attained ... unstoppable.|
|Angi Taylor: Saturday nights are the best nights out!|
2. The Bears defense is to scoring touchdowns as ...
|Pat Tomasulo: ... babies are to being lazy. Get a job, babies.|
|Scott Bolohan: ... Patrick Kane is to scoring.|
|Clark Jones: ... Kim Kardashian is to catching balls.|
|John Dooley: ... Honey Boo Boo is to future rehab facilities.|
|Angi Taylor: ... Kim Kardashian is to falling in love.|
3. Terry Bradshaw says he doesn't like Jay Cutler right now. How should he respond?
|Pat Tomasulo: Shoulder shrug, eye roll, smirk. In no particular order.|
|Scott Bolohan: "Cool Super Bowl rings, bro. I've had sex with a former reality star minimally once."|
|Clark Jones: Dis him on twitter ... that always works.|
|John Dooley: "Pffft. Whatever, dude. Kristin, let's get out of here. Dude's lame." *peels out in his Mercedes*|
|Angi Taylor: By shoulder bumping him next time they cross paths.|
4. When the Bulls say Tom Thibodeau quizzes them, what does he ask?
|Pat Tomasulo: "How many days, hours and seconds until Derrick Rose returns?"|
|Scott Bolohan: "Where did our entire bench go?"|
|Clark Jones: "In essay form, give me three ways you can be getting D-Rose the ball more."|
|John Dooley: "So you don't know the components of the zone defense? Well then maybe you'll like solitary confinement!"|
|Angi Taylor: "We're Paying Carlos Boozer how much?"|
5. Who said this: "They were wrapped around it like a meatball and their arms were like spaghetti"?
|Pat Tomasulo: My Nana?|
|Scott Bolohan: James Joyce, probably about cows or something.|
|Clark Jones: Frank Ocean?|
|John Dooley: Chef Marv Alberto Boyardee.|
|Angi Taylor: Honey Boo Boo Child.|