1. What was coach Sean Payton thinking when he attended Sunday's New Orleans Saints game?
Marc Silverman: "Can I get to 115 Bourbon Street in time for the Jay Cutler show? Its Monday at noon on ESPN 1000."
Pete McMurray: "Bounty? No paycheck? I'm an idiot! Get me my visor back!"
Ernest Wilkins: N.C. State!?!?!?!?
Elliott Serrano: "Wow, we aren't that good when we can't send the other guys out on a stretcher."
Sarah Spain: "Boy am I glad I'm off the hook this year. This team is crap."
2. How do you see the baseball postseason playing out?
Marc Silverman: It's a marathon, not a sprint. Oh wait, I've mixed up my weekend sporting events.
Pete McMurray: It's BEARS season. Baseball has been over for me since mid-MAY. Daaaa Bears.
Ernest Wilkins: North. Carolina. State. University.
Elliott Serrano: I'm hoping for the A's to win so we can get "Moneyball 2: Electric Boogaloo."
Sarah Spain: There's a postseason in baseball? Do the Cubs and Sox know?
3. Why does Charles Barkley think LeBron James can be better than Michael Jordan?
Marc Silverman: Better at owning a team, maybe.
Pete McMurray: Is Sir Charles still jealous of MJ? I have the same amount of rings as Barkley.
Ernest Wilkins: The North Carolina State Wolfpack. Just ... I just can't believe it.
Elliott Serrano: He was referring to acting in a "Space Jam" sequel.
Sarah Spain: That Weight Watchers diet has Chuck lightheaded. Give him a doughnut and he'll wisen up.
4. Dwyane Wade is to flopping as ...
Marc Silverman: ... Hulk Hogan is to moviemaking. Just. Absolutely. Wrong.
Pete McMurray: ... Chicago baseball is to choking!
Ernest Wilkins: The only thing that kept me going was the amazingness that was Andrew Barber's wedding.
Elliott Serrano: ... Mitt Romney is to flip-flopping.
Sarah Spain: ... Amanda Bynes is to hit-and-runs. Just comes naturally.
5. Michael Phelps sank a 159-foot putt in Scotland. What's he win?
Marc Silverman: A 159-foot sub from Subway. And a new campaign: "Five dollar 159-footlongs"
Pete McMurray: A $5 footlong Subway sandwich, a kilt and a bong.
Ernest Wilkins: Shouts to him and the Mrs. I'm now going back into mourning.
Elliott Serrano: Me not making yet another joke about Subway. I'm through with him.
Sarah Spain: People might FINALLY give him a little credit for his athletic ability.