1. The Hawks are off to L.A. Give them a piece of advice.
|Marc Silverman: Win.|
|Pete McMurray: Don't stay at Mike Richards' house. I don't think you're welcome.|
|Ernest Wilkins: Don't stress, do your best, and get your fries Animal-style.|
|Elliott Serrano: No limo rides with Lindsay Lohan!|
|Sarah Spain: Take Fountain. (Google it, youngsters.)|
2. Hockey in L.A. is like ...
|Marc Silverman: ... coaching basketball in L.A. Nobody really knows what's going on.|
|Pete McMurray: ... watching my wife's shows. Only when I have to.|
|Ernest Wilkins: ... putting chips in your sandwich. Weird, but it definitely works.|
|Elliott Serrano: ... training wheels on a submarine. Makes no sense.|
|Sarah Spain: ... a well-made toupee—most people don't even know it's there.|
3. What is an advantage to playing Games 1 and 2 on consecutive nights?
|Marc Silverman: None. It was a miscommunication. We said, "You gotta beat Quick," not "You gotta be quick."|
|Pete McMurray: Mick Jagger can rest and be ready for TONIGHT!|
|Ernest Wilkins: Maximum stamina is key. There's a sex joke in there somewhere.|
|Elliott Serrano: No time for limo rides with Lindsay Lohan.|
|Sarah Spain: Super-fun team sleepover at the UC. Kane built a fort!|
4. What happened to the Cubs' win streak?
|Marc Silverman: Too much weekend partying with the BP Cup.|
|Pete McMurray: Two words: Re. Building. Two more: We. Stink.|
|Ernest Wilkins: The Cubs did.|
|Elliott Serrano: It went for a limo ride with Lindsay Lohan and was never seen again.|
|Sarah Spain: It got Marmol'd.|
5. Heat-Pacers goes to Game 7. Who ya got?
|Marc Silverman: I got one flop by Lebron. Two cheap shots by Birdman. No. 3 DWade whines all night. Heat by seven.|
|Pete McMurray: Don't go against the King. (See two of King Henry VlII's wives.)|
|Ernest Wilkins: Pacers. No schlomo.|
|Elliott Serrano: LeBron ... in a limo with LiLo.|
|Sarah Spain: Even if he has to ref it himself, Stern will get the Heat to the Finals.|
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