1. Make a prediction for Game 7 between the Hawks and Red Wings.
|Tracy Swartz: It will be a long Hawk of Shame back to Detroit for the Red Wings.|
|Julie DiCaro: Jimmy Eat Puck will become a popular band name in Chicago.|
|Soxman:"He scores!" I'm not talking about Patrick Kane on Rush Street either. Hawks win.|
|Brad Zibung: Everyone in town will either love or hate Crawford, largely depending on things beyond his control.|
|Ernest Wilkins: Hawks win. It's an all-time classic. The bar I'm in runs out of bourbon with 6:23 left in the third.|
2. What's Coach Q's mustache thinking heading into Game 7?
|Tracy Swartz: "I hope we win the face-off."|
|Julie DiCaro: "This is no time for Pantene. Bring on the hard stuff -- Pert!"|
|Soxman: "Talk about hairy situations. Another win and I'll be more popular than Magnum PI's peach fuzz."|
|Brad Zibung: I can't read the 'stache's mind. You'll have to ask it on Facebook on the "Joel Quenneville's Mustache" page.|
|Ernest Wilkins: "Was I the only one wondering what happened to Portia De Rossi's face? No? Just me?"|
3. Give Ernest Wilkins advice for his free-throw showdown against the Chicago Sky.
|Tracy Swartz: Aim high.|
|Julie DiCaro: Two words: Granny shot.|
|Soxman: Be earnest and not Ernest. Do not say "you let them win."|
|Brad Zibung: HAND IN THE COOKIE JAR!|
|Ernest Wilkins: You're the best there is at what you do. Listen to a ton of Flocka beforehand. #BestInTheWorld|
4. When John Paxson says Derrick Rose will return "better and stronger ..."
|Tracy Swartz: ... he's indicating that someday, one day, eventually, Derrick Rose will return!|
|Julie DiCaro: ... "on" and "the court."|
|Soxman: ... he has been watching reruns of the "Six Million Dollar Man" on Me TV again.|
|Brad Zibung: ... his quote got cut off. He finished it with " ... in even nicer suits on the end of the bench."|
|Ernest Wilkins: ... he's absolutely right. Start deleting those hate tweets now, you fickle buttholes.|
5. If Cubs fan Julie DiCaro and Soxman were in a steel cage match, who would win and why?
|Tracy Swartz: She'll stuff him. Get it, Don'tCaro.|
|Julie DiCaro: Soxman might be bigger, but I've got 30 years of pent-up Cubbie rage on my side.|
|Soxman: Julie with "help" from WWE Cubs Fan CM Punk. Besides, Kane calls her the Little Red Monster.|
|Brad Zibung: No comment. The abuse of unofficial mascots is never something to take lightly.|
|Ernest Wilkins: Julie's a tough one, but gotta hand it to Soxman coming off the top with the Randy Savage elbow.|