1. Make prediction for Game 2 of Bulls-Heat.
Tracy Swartz: The Heat will again play like No. 2.
Julie DiCaro: LeBron complains to the refs. I know, it's a stretch.
Soxman: Intense heat tends to burn out quickly. It's science, baby. Advantage Bulls.
Mick Swasko: The way this team is playing, I wouldn't be surprised if Benny got a triple-double.
Ernest Wilkins: Heat win, that one guy you went to high school posts a wack Heat picture. Meh.
2. How should Derrick Rose address his image crisis?
Tracy Swartz: He should re-examine the phrase "suit up."
Julie DiCaro: Call me crazy ... I think he should try playing basketball.
Soxman: Nike had a saying in the Jordan Era: Just Do It. Enough said.
Mick Swasko: Straight up jack LeBron in the face courtside. Not kidding.
Ernest Wilkins: Ignore everyone. He ain't Willis Reed, people. Calm the eff down.
3. Derrick Rose says he's been watching a lot of movies. What should he see next?
Tracy Swartz: Game film from Monday to see how to come back from injury. "The Hurt Looker."
Julie DiCaro: Call me crazy ... I think he should try playing basketball.
Soxman: Nike had a saying in the Jordan Era: Just Do It. Enough said.
Mick Swasko: "Air Bud," who's spent 100% more time playing basketball this season.
Ernest Wilkins: Ignore everyone. He ain't Willis Reed, people. Calm the eff down.
4. How can you tell when Dave Bolland is out of the Hawks' lineup?
Tracy Swartz: I can't. He's keeping it "private."
Julie DiCaro: The Sedin twins nervously emerge from their Hobbit hole.
Soxman: Someone else on the second line needs to Handzus scoring chances.
Mick Swasko: Canadian viewership tanks.
Ernest Wilkins: Better question: Who's seen the Teen Mom porno? No? Just me?
5. If Adam Dunn is "past the point of frustration" ...
Tracy Swartz: ... he must be Dunn.
Julie DiCaro: ... he's reached Ian Stewart "Doooon't Caaaare" territory.
Soxman: ... retirement is always an option.
Mick Swasko: Understandable. Hitting .151 even gets you scolded in Media League Softball.
Ernest Wilkins: Then he should probably start hitting, yeah?