1. Let's have your best trash talk for the Miami Heat.
|Marc Silverman: Eat my spicy meatballs.|
|Pete McMurray: Paaaahh-leeeze let this go seven games.|
|Bear Jordan: If the Miami Heat win, I will maul the entire team. I'm not kidding.|
|Elliott Serrano: Yo LeBron! I'm gonna take your momma to a nice seafood dinner then not call her again!|
|Sarah Spain: Uh ... let us win or Nate will puke on you?|
2. What will be different about Bulls-Heat this time around?
|Marc Silverman: The first 15,000 fans entering the UC on Friday will receive a spinal tap.|
|Pete McMurray: We're missing one superstar player. Can you guess which one?|
|Bear Jordan: Nate Robinson will dunk on LeBron. Still not kidding.|
|Elliott Serrano: This time Derrick Rose is going to wear a nice suit while he watches the games.|
|Sarah Spain: The role of "Derrick Rose" will be played by Nate Robinson in tonight's performance.|
3. Getting your head stepped on during an NBA game is like ...
|Marc Silverman: ... being a Cubs fan.|
|Pete McMurray: ... watching Marmol blow another game.|
|Bear Jordan: ... me tapping you on the head. I have strong paws.|
|Elliott Serrano: ... realizing that "The Return" won't happen until next season.|
|Sarah Spain: ... getting your head stepped on in any other circumstance -- not that awesome.|
4. What worries you most about the Blackhawks-Wild series?
|Marc Silverman: Which innocent broadcaster will the team fire next?|
|Pete McMurray: If I'll be able to get tickets to the Blackhawks in Round 2.|
|Bear Jordan: That Brandon Bollig will run out of players to beat up.|
|Elliott Serrano: IT'S STILL SNOWING IN MINNESOTA! DO WE HAVE EMERGENCY SLED DOGS ON STANDBY FOR THE HAWKS?|
|Sarah Spain: Staying awake till the end of all four Blackhawks wins.|
5. Kristin Cavallari is dressing herself and her son in matching outfits. Discuss.
|Marc Silverman: Have the Wrigleyville rooftop owners approved this change in wardrobe?|
|Pete McMurray: Isn't her 15 minutes over yet?|
|Bear Jordan: RAAAWWWRRRR! Can't she at least choose a shirt with my face on it?|
|Elliott Serrano: As long as they don't end up running a motel together one day ...|
|Sarah Spain: He can walk in stilettos already? Impressive!|
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