1. The Bulls are down 1-0 in their playoff series. How nervous are you?
Marc Silverman: Very! My role in Game 2 is the same as the Bulls' best player: sit and watch.
Pete McMurray: Same as at the beginning of the season: No Rose with the ball, Bulls will take a fall.
Guts McTavish: I live in the car alarm capital of Canada. I'm always nervous. It's the urban version of the cricket.
Elliott Serrano: Too depressed/despondent/dismayed to be nervous.
Sarah Spain: About as nervous as the E! execs who greenlit "What Would Ryan Lochte Do?"
2. How did the Bulls greet C.J. Watson and Keith Bogans this weekend?
Marc Silverman: Like a doormat. Let them run all over and then said "welcome" afterward.
Pete McMurray: Like any of us would greet an ex-girlfriend: Beg them to come back. Paaa-leeeze!!!
Guts McTavish: Fun Fact: Alex Burrows became a huge fan of Watson after the NBA nailed him for flopping.
Elliott Serrano: With a trail of Reese's Pieces that led to the Bulls' locker room. Hey, it worked for E.T.!
Sarah Spain: Humble pleas for mercy.
3. The Hawks should focus on ____ their last few games of the regular season.
Marc Silverman: Getting in a few good shaves. Beards till late June!
Pete McMurray: Knocking the crap out of the Canucks! Lets have a Sedin Sandwich for din-din!
Guts McTavish: Asking the Canucks if they wouldn't mind popping the Presidents' Trophy in the mail.
Elliott Serrano: Those playoff beards. I'm ready for the beard-off challenge!
Sarah Spain: Getting Derrick Rose healthy. (At this point it's a citywide job.)
4. The Vancouver Canucks' motto this season is "our team, our way." Discuss.
Marc Silverman: Sounds like a Burger King commercial. And isn't that where Luongo will be working soon?
Pete McMurray: Being a Canuck means two things: You're a meathead and a Bryan Adams fan. Enough said.
Guts McTavish: Fun Fact 2: When Luongo still had the starter gig, it was called "our team, totally your way."
Elliott Serrano: Isn't that what inbred mountain people say? Same difference.
Sarah Spain: It's an improvement from their previous "exit early, riot often" motto.
5. What was Robbie Gould thinking when the Bears signed another kicker?
Marc Silverman: Like a kick to the pants. And it's no good.
Pete McMurray: "I make how much a year to kick a ball? CRAZY!"
Guts McTavish: That this is the first step toward the eventual retirement of Jim McMahon's jersey?
Elliott Serrano: He's had "There's a New Kid in Town" by the Eagles on continuous play on his iPod.
Sarah Spain: "Oh good, someone to carry my equipment around for me ... 'cause I'm a BOSS."