1. If Joe Flacco can play Johnny Unitas, then ...
Tracy Swartz: ... this will be an episode of "The Jocking Dead."
Julie DiCaro: ... I can play Christina Hendricks (Note: I can't play Christina Hendricks.)
Soxman: ... Brock Lesnar can play Brian Urlacher. Sorry, I'm still in Wrestlemania withdrawal.
Brad Zibung: ... I can play Brett Favre. I suggest none of my friends open any text messages from me for a while.
Ernest Wilkins: ... Tracy can play Rebecca Lobo in the `95 UConn women's hoops biopic.
2. What would you consider a successful 10-game road trip for the White Sox?
Tracy Swartz: In 10s play.
Julie DiCaro: If they can have a better than 10-to-1 strikeout/walk ratio, they'll be way ahead of the Cubs.
Soxman: Winning is expected. Now they'd really #MakeAnImpact if they balance the budget while in D.C.
Brad Zibung: I'd say "not returning," but that's too easy and most of Chicago sadly wouldn't notice.
Ernest Wilkins: 20-0. This is a bad time to mention that I failed math, isn't it?
3. Who was snubbed from the basketball Hall of Fame selections?
Tracy Swartz: Vlade Divac, but he'd probably pass on the chance.
Julie DiCaro: Muggsy Bogues.
Soxman: It's a tie between Gary Payton's glove and Jerry Tarkanian's gnawed on towel.
Brad Zibung: Basketball has a hall of fame? What will they think of next, a league that pays people millions of dollars to play it? Crazy!
Ernest Wilkins: Two words: ARTIS GILMORE. Get him in there!
4. Joakim Noah has had "a little setback." What's that mean?
Tracy Swartz: He didn't get off on the right foot.
Julie DiCaro: He has gangrene in his foot and he'll be back in 2015.
Soxman: Ask Derrick Rose. Although I don't think he's ready for 5 on 5 action yet.
Brad Zibung: It's nothing to be concerned about. Just like being "a little pregnant."
Ernest Wilkins: It's a new post move, be calm.
5. What did Paul Konerko say to Frank Thomas when he passed him on the Sox's all-time hit list?
Tracy Swartz: "That's gotta 'Hurt.' "
Julie DiCaro: "Smell ya later."
Soxman: "Big Hurt Beer is on me, dude."
Brad Zibung: Nothing. No one ever talks to Frank Thomas. Ever.
Ernest Wilkins: The concept of these two even speaking has me about to giggle like Rashida Jones came to the office.