1. What Blackhawks ritual have you adopted this season?
|Clark Jones: Adopting the philosophy that you can't win without some good wingmen.|
|Pat Tomasulo: I've gone 22 straight days without working a full week.|
|Scott Bolohan: I play "Chelsea Dagger" after every time I score (in theory).|
|Mick Swasko: Traditional. Haven't trimmed my beard. I know what my mustache tastes like.|
|Angi Taylor: Not shaving my legs during the winning streak -- my version of a playoff beard.|
2. Patrick Kane is not opposed to playing double shifts. Discuss.
|Clark Jones: I've seen the spring break photos. I trust he can handle anything two at a time.|
|Pat Tomasulo: He's gotta feed his family.|
|Scott Bolohan: In this economy he's just grateful to have a job.|
|Mick Swasko: Look, have we ever been surprised Kaner's had trouble saying no to anything?|
|Angi Taylor: Pretty noble considering I NEVER ask to work a double. Does he get time and a half?|
3. Now that Derrick Rose is watching games from the bench ...
|Clark Jones: ... Nate Robinson should be able to hear him say "stop shooting!" a little better.|
|Pat Tomasulo: ... next he'll be dunking from the bench while cutting. Then he comes back.|
|Scott Bolohan: ... his lumbar should be ready to watch playoff games from the bench.|
|Mick Swasko: ... I'm surprised @derrickschair isn't a parody Twitter account.|
|Angi Taylor: ... let's hope his suits are like the tear-away sweats and he's wearing his jersey underneath.|
4. What's Joakim Noah's secret to his latest roll?
|Clark Jones: He preheats his jumper to about 350 degrees. #onaroll|
|Pat Tomasulo: Joakim Noah has never rolled anything, be quiet.|
|Scott Bolohan: Margarine.|
|Mick Swasko: Doritos Locos Tacos, six before every game.|
|Angi Taylor: No more pregame "brownies"?|
5. How can you tell NFL free agency is around the corner?
|Clark Jones: Sam Hurd should be making the front pages soon.|
|Pat Tomasulo: Anthony Adams released another Web video.|
|Scott Bolohan: There's no talk of the Bears addressing their offensive line.|
|Mick Swasko: Brett Favre is furiously working his arms, sobbing alone in an empty gym.|
|Angi Taylor: Spice Adams is getting ready to start to diet ... Next Week Doe.|