1. Make a prediction for Joakim Noah's trip to the NBA All-Star Game.
|Tracy Swartz: The bench is bigger in Texas.|
|Twitter @judygarnet: He's gonna have to sit out due to injury, but he'll still get into it with KG.|
|Alex Quigley: His hair will be named MVH.|
|Jimmy Greenfield: I'll go with either psilocybin or LSD, depending on whether Phil Jackson shows up.|
|Bag Boy: Room service featuring cognac and weed.|
2. How long will the Hawks' points streak last?
|Tracy Swartz: As long as they don't jump the Sharks.|
|Twitter @KristinshotJR: In a perfect world, until Patrick Kane grows chest hair.|
|Alex Quigley: I think it goes through this homestand. Really.|
|Jimmy Greenfield: Let's see now, if you carry the nine ... 2017.|
|Bag Boy: Another week.|
3. Why did Robin Ventura turn down the Sox's extension offer?
|Tracy Swartz: Two soon.|
|Twitter @kwallace23: He was too busy making yet another call to the bullpen.|
|Alex Quigley: He likes his hair just fine the way it is.|
|Jimmy Greenfield: Because it had a clause that required him to manage the Chicago White Sox.|
|Bag Boy: Gotta keep your options open.|
4. Finishing a round of golf after a black widow bites you is like ...
|Tracy Swartz: ... the sweet spot but it's not the fairway to play the game.|
|Twitter @DaSignGod: ... trying to take bacon from @spiceadams' [ex-Bear Anthony Adams] plate! Not a good idea!|
|Alex Quigley: ... a couplet Alanis Morissette discarded from "Ironic."|
|Jimmy Greenfield: ... looking at a photo of Lindsay Lohan and finishing your breakfast.|
|Bag Boy: They should add more elements of danger to that game. Spruce it up a bit.|
5. They're playing college hockey at Soldier Field on Sunday. What's next?
|Tracy Swartz: Hopefully the Bears will actually play football next season.|
|Twitter @BrettMyhres: A world record attempt at the most people doing the Harlem Shake simultaneously.|
|Alex Quigley: Jarts!|
|Jimmy Greenfield: U.S. Cellular Field is going to host a Hee Haw reunion concert.|
|Bag Boy: I'd like to see `em try professional football.|
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