1. Make a prediction for Joakim Noah's trip to the NBA All-Star Game.
Tracy Swartz: The bench is bigger in Texas.
Twitter @judygarnet: He's gonna have to sit out due to injury, but he'll still get into it with KG.
Alex Quigley: His hair will be named MVH.
Jimmy Greenfield: I'll go with either psilocybin or LSD, depending on whether Phil Jackson shows up.
Bag Boy: Room service featuring cognac and weed.
2. How long will the Hawks' points streak last?
Tracy Swartz: As long as they don't jump the Sharks.
Twitter @KristinshotJR: In a perfect world, until Patrick Kane grows chest hair.
Alex Quigley: I think it goes through this homestand. Really.
Jimmy Greenfield: Let's see now, if you carry the nine ... 2017.
Bag Boy: Another week.
3. Why did Robin Ventura turn down the Sox's extension offer?
Tracy Swartz: Two soon.
Twitter @kwallace23: He was too busy making yet another call to the bullpen.
Alex Quigley: He likes his hair just fine the way it is.
Jimmy Greenfield: Because it had a clause that required him to manage the Chicago White Sox.
Bag Boy: Gotta keep your options open.
4. Finishing a round of golf after a black widow bites you is like ...
Tracy Swartz: ... the sweet spot but it's not the fairway to play the game.
Twitter @DaSignGod: ... trying to take bacon from @spiceadams' [ex-Bear Anthony Adams] plate! Not a good idea!
Alex Quigley: ... a couplet Alanis Morissette discarded from "Ironic."
Jimmy Greenfield: ... looking at a photo of Lindsay Lohan and finishing your breakfast.
Bag Boy: They should add more elements of danger to that game. Spruce it up a bit.
5. They're playing college hockey at Soldier Field on Sunday. What's next?
Tracy Swartz: Hopefully the Bears will actually play football next season.
Twitter @BrettMyhres: A world record attempt at the most people doing the Harlem Shake simultaneously.
Alex Quigley: Jarts!
Jimmy Greenfield: U.S. Cellular Field is going to host a Hee Haw reunion concert.
Bag Boy: I'd like to see `em try professional football.