1. After four ejections last time, what can we expect from Bulls-Knicks on Friday?
|Tracy Swartz: Certainly not a mellow, errr, Melo game.|
|Phil Thompson: Carmelo Anthony goes on a cereal killing spree. Cheerio, mate.|
|Alex Quigley: John Starks will attempt to dunk over Jo. He will fail.|
|Jimmy Greenfield: My client declines to answer this question on grounds the Blackhawks are back.|
|Bag Boy: Carmelo will confront Carlos boozer ... just wanting to talk.|
2. Jay Cutler is so excited for the Bears' coaching search because ...
|Tracy Swartz: ... now Lovie's going to pack his things and go. Tainted Lovie.|
|Phil Thompson: ... because it opens the door for his lifelong mentor, Grumpy Cat.|
|Alex Quigley: ... he gets a new euchre partner. Lovie constantly got set and never went alone.|
|Jimmy Greenfield: ... he'll get to shrug through an entirely new offense.|
|Bag Boy: ... there is a chance he could have a non-mummy for a coach.|
3. The Hawks open the season at the defending champion Kings. Start the trash talk.
|Tracy Swartz: Eh, in L.A., it's more faux than foe.|
|Phil Thompson: You're from L.A. -- your fans wouldn't recognize a Cup unless it had a Starbucks logo on it.|
|Alex Quigley: Let's all agree that Phoenix goalie Mike Smith is a horrible human being.|
|Jimmy Greenfield: "YOUR WIFE'S A ..." Oh, just go watch "Slap Shot."|
|Bag Boy: Hey! How did that trade for Gretzky 25 years ago work out? Thought so!|
4. What should we expect from the NFL playoffs this weekend?
|Tracy Swartz: The Bears hibernating.|
|Phil Thompson: Brent Musburger's special report on the bitter rivalry between Ashley Manning and Gisele Bundchen.|
|Alex Quigley: Two blowouts, one upset and far too little Katherine Webb.|
|Jimmy Greenfield: Phil Emery will be interviewing each team's offensive coordinator during halftime.|
|Bag Boy: Home teams win across the board.|
5. Who was the biggest snub from the Baseball Hall of Fame this year?
|Tracy Swartz: Sosa. He could have used a little help getting there.|
|Phil Thompson: I would say Mark McGwire is by far the biggest, but that's probably because of the creatine.|
|Alex Quigley: The scrappiest scrapper that ever scrapped a scrap, Craig Scrappio.|
|Jimmy Greenfield: The only player from the 19th century to use steroids, Horatio K. Snub.|
|Bag Boy: Easy. Jack Morris.|