Five on Five: All Q'd up
Coach Q's mustache never takes a day off. These five had best learn that.
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Clark Jones: Shut down production on "Mighty Ducks 5."
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Jim Walsh: Breathe a sigh of relief.
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Scott Bolohan: Unlock the door. Get it? It was a lockout.
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John Dooley: Give Patrick Kane a pre-puck drop Breathalyzer.
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Angi Taylor: Get used to playing road games in front of 3,000 people.
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Clark Jones: The people who create the $8 nachos, but not the people who sell them.
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Jim Walsh: Deadspin. We haven't seen any crazy Kane stories in a while.
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Scott Bolohan: The Florida Panthers fan.
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John Dooley: All of us who were pretending to like the NBA.
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Angi Taylor: ESPN can go back to giving the NHL time on "SportsCenter" instead of filling it with Rex Ryan tattoos.
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Clark Jones: Green Bay's defense could do what a torn ACL couldn't.
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Jim Walsh: After I watched "Father of the Bride" on TBS, I watched "Father of the Bride Part II" on TBS.
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Scott Bolohan: Mike Shanahan gave a new definition to "take a knee."
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John Dooley: That one play where it looked like Joe Webb was an NFL quarterback.
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Angi Taylor: That a 19-13 Texans-Bengals game is still better than a WNBA buzzer beater. Wait, that's no surprise.
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Clark Jones: "Hey Daequan, going to see `Django Unchained;' hope you're still here by the time it's over."
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Jim Walsh: "Welcome aboard! And yes, it's weird there's no snow."
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Scott Bolohan: "Sup. a/s/l?"
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John Dooley: "Here's your locker, here's your jersey, aaaaaaaand here's your spot on the bench."
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Angi Taylor: "Remember when you won the 3-Point Shootout that one time? Can you find that stroke again?"
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Clark Jones: "Have some fun, but try not to `kick' it too hard ... this thing on?"
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Jim Walsh: "Go big or go home!"
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Scott Bolohan: "Stay hydrated."
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John Dooley: "Don't try to be something you're not, like Jonathan Brandis in "Ladybugs." Be true to yourself.
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Angi Taylor: "Remember that goal you allowed against El Salvador? Try to forget it."
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