Skip to content
Author
PUBLISHED: | UPDATED:

If you somehow haven’t heard by now, Queen Bey will be playing Soldier Field May 27. On Tuesday, Ticketmaster held a presale for American Express cardholders and members of the Beyhive, the queen’s fan group (like you didn’t already know).

From skipping class and work to having existential life crises, the Chicago faction of the Beygency went nuts trying to get advance tickets. (Pre-sale passes sold out in, like, half a second. They’ll definitely go faster when tickets go on sale to the public Tuesday, Feb. 16.)

From not being safe with their credit score…

To not making tuition payments.

Or studying for quizzes. (But you passed. You go, girl.)

Some people just straight up didn’t pay attention in class.

Or didn’t pay back good ol’ mom and dad.

Not going to work in the name of Bey is reasonable to us but maybe not to your boss.

Some didn’t let work keep them from begging Queen B to save seats…

And others weren’t above foresaking emotional stability in the name of being in Beyonce’s presence come May 27.

@shelbielbostedt | sbostedt@redeyechicago.com