Brian Moore sports editor  |  @redeyesports Nickname: The Spice Headline: Beer nuts. About Cubs fans at Wrigley Snack: Dark chocolate. Don't dare try to give me milk chocolate.
Chris Sosa copy editor TV show I never miss: "Burn Notice." This show is so good, I never miss the reruns, either. If I could have any superpower, it'd be: Healing ability. Reckless abandon, here I come! My favorite thing to do in Chicago: Backing up my favorite sports teams.
Curt Wagner features editor/tv writer  |  @showpatrol If I could have any superpower, it'd be: teleportation, like Kurt Wagner, the X-Men's Nightcrawler. I'm the one on the staff most likely to... say something my boss will regret. TV show I never miss: soon to be "Glee"
Drew Sottardi designer Best RedEye headline I ever came up with: Big Efron Deal, only because Zac is so dreamy. I'm the one on the staff most likely to... get hit by a mini-van while riding my bike, get into an argument with the 80-year-old driver--and have a beer with him the next day. True story. My favorite office snack is... anything free.
Ernest Wilkins Metromix/RedEye social media producer/That guy from the RE-mix  |  @REmixchicago My favorite thing to do in Chicago: Sox game with a kosher dog in my hand. Actually, better make that two. You'd never catch me... not having a good time. I can make friends at a funeral. My celebrity alter ego: I've heard everything from Donald Glover to Wayne Brady to Kanye to Deepak Chopra. (One of those is a lie.)
Georgia Garvey  |  @gcgarvey reporter/assistant editor If I went to rehab, it would be for: my crippling addiction to fingernail polish. If I could have any superpower, it'd be: The ability to create legal parking spaces at will. TV show I never miss: "RuPaul's Drag Race." You bettah work.
Jim Walsh news editor  |  @jxwalsh If I could have any superpower, it'd be: The ability to wake before 11 a.m. on a Saturday TV show I never miss: "Mad Men" My favorite thing to do in Chicago: Show friends and family from out of town around the city. I've been to the Art Institute no less than 700 billion times. Also, the Bean.
Kris Karnopp designer Best RedEye headline I ever came up with: "Fitch slapped" for a story about a lawsuit against Abercrombie & Fitch I'm the one on the staff most likely to... show up at RedEye in my workout clothes so I can run home after work If I went to rehab, it would be for... overspending on fancy coffee drinks
Kyra Kyles reporter/columnist/blogger   |  @thekylesfiles You'd never catch me... in a dive bar, unless I've been dragged there by my RedEye colleagues. What can I say? I like swanky spots. TV show I never miss: "True Blood." It's almost my new "Sopranos." If I could have any superpower, it'd be: wishing certain celebs and pop figures "to the cornfields," a la Twilight Zone.
Lisa Arnett Metromix dining producer  |  @mmxbars If I went to rehab, it would be for: shoe addiction. If I could have any superpower, it'd be: the ability to always have a open barstool waiting for me at my favorite bars around town. TV show I never miss: Project Runway
Leonor Vivanco reporter  |  @lvivanco My celebrity alter ego: Cameron Diaz. She's the typical California girl who is always smiling and laughing. I'm most likely to: seek out adventure: skydive, zipline, kayak, surf, speed around the racetrack. If I went to rehab, it would be for... a whole bunch of things: my addiction to TV, travelling, Rock Band, and of course shopping!
Matt Pais Metromix music and movies producer  |  @mattpais My favorite thing to do in Chicago: Eat deep-dish pizza with unusual toppings while drinking quality draft beer at the beach while watching a Cubs and Bears game and hearing live music. Easier said than done. Best RedEye headline I ever came up with: "Ace of Bass," for my Q&A with "Ace of Cakes" star and soihadto bassist Duff Goldman
Mike Hines weekend editor  |  @givemetexture I'm the one on the staff most likely to: start telling a joke and forget the punch line. My favorite office snack is: Diet Pepsi. TV show I never miss: "The Amazing Race"
Mike Rich design editor I'm the one on the staff most likely to: lock myself out of the house TWICE, in less than 5 minutes. TV show I never miss: It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia If I were a Spice Girl, I'd be: Mrs. Dash
Rebecca Palmore Metromix events producer  |  @mmxfreebie My celebrity alter ego: Flavor Flav (circa "The Surreal Life") You'd never catch me... No. No you wouldn't. I am too quick. Unless I'm in heels. If I went to rehab, it would be for... Watching my alter ego on reality TV
Rex Chekal designer My RedEye nickname is: Trent I'm the one on the staff most likely to... Test the alarm on the defibrillator (it works) My favorite office snack is: Anything on the free table
Sara Stewart designer My favorite office snack is... Sweetly Sour Belts, when they're not sold out at the Walgreens across the street. Hidden talent: Can break any piece of technology by touching it, looking at it or even just talking about it. I'm the one on the staff most likely to: Start a dance party at RedEye functions.
Scott Kleinberg Social Media Director, RedEye and Metromix  |  @scottkleinberg My RedEye nickname is: The Twitter guy. My celebrity alter ego is/because: Steve Jobs - because I actually invented the iPhone and he knows it! I'm the one on the staff most likely to: Open a Starbucks at my desk
Sudoku Ninja sudoku mascot  |  @sudokuninja Best RedEye headline I ever came up with: 123456789 I'm the one on the staff most likely to: know how to throw a ninja star Hidden talent: Hiiiiiiyaaahhhhh!!!!
Tracy Swartz reporter/CTA columnist  |  @tracyswartz Best RedEye headline I ever came up with: For Angelina Jolie in "Beowulf": BeoMILF My favorite office snack is: Free If I were a Spice Girl, I'd be: Married to Brian Moore?
Tran Ha editor  |  @tranosaurus My RedEye nickname is: T-Rex, T-Bone, T-Dog I'm the one on the staff most likely to... install Rock Band in the office. If I could have any superpower, it'd be: To pause, fast forward and replay life, just like with TiVo!
Trent Koland designer My RedEye nickname is: Rex or Gay 3 I'm the one on the staff most likely to... work the word "poop" into any conversation If I were a Spice Girl, I'd be: rich, British and banging David Beckham
Tweeta the Twitter Bird print-twitter refer  |  @redeyechicago If I could have any superpower, it'd be: To make Ashton Kutcher (@aplusk) stop tweeting. My celebrity alter ego is/because: Tom Turkey from the Macy's Thanksgiving parade because I like cranberry sauce. You'd never catch me... At the zoo.
Vicky Rodriguez designer Best RedEye headline I ever came up with: The Big Fang Theory I'm the one on the staff most likely to... carry a hotdog in her purse Hidden talent: I can make food disappear
Webster the Web Ball print-web refer  |  @redeyenow I'm the one on staff most likely to... Emit sonar noises Hidden talent: I glow in the dark. If I were a Spice Girl, I'd be: Hal