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Just how many street festivals are celebrated each summer in Chicago? Somewhere in the 400-plus range, estimates the U.S. Census Bureau for Jamborees. You’re bound to attend at least one—heck, you’re probably reading this right in the middle of a street fest right now! Not sure? Look around. Check for people uncomfortably hunched over, eating baskets of fried foods by the sidewalk.

Want in on the sweaty fun? Play along with the Chicago Summer Street Fest drinking game—where everyone can be a winner!

Take a drink if this street fest is the one and only day of the year you’re actually in this neighborhood.

Take a drink if you’re the person who loudly points out that “suggested” is the operative word in “suggested donation.”

Take a drink if you see someone with a cute Labradoodle getting all the attention and you start wondering if your life would have turned out differently if you weren’t a cat person.

Take a drink if you just noticed that you lost your friends in the crowd.

Take a drink if you send a group text to see where they are.

Take a drink if you get a response 20 minutes later that everyone’s already on their way home.

Take a drink if you sometimes wish your friends were more compassionate and thoughtful.

Take a drink if you have to wait for someone in front of you to push their double baby jogging stroller out of the way.

Take a drink if you’re the person pushing the stroller, there’s no baby inside, and it’s how you sneak beer into public places.

Take a drink if you bump into someone you recognize from Bumble/Tinder/Grindr/Google Earth and you pretend not to notice each other, which is probably for the best.

Take a drink if you find yourself awkwardly standing in line with said person for the next 10 minutes while waiting to use the porta-Potty.

Take a drink if you’re watching an ’80s tribute band play “Rock You Like a Hurricane” and all of a sudden someone yells out, “I love Bon Jovi!”

Take two drinks if you correct that idiot that “Rock You Like a Hurricane” is not a Bon Jovi song.

Take three drinks if you were born in the ’90s and don’t care. Long hair metal, don’t care metal.

Take a drink if you’re finally ready to leave, but don’t know what to do with your two remaining drink tickets.

Take several drinks if you’re thinking about how during summer, Chicago ain’t so bad at all.

Take a drink if you really, really wish you knew what to do with those leftover tickets.

Ray Hui (rayhui.com) is writer and performer in Chicago and a recent graduate of The Second City Training Center’s Bob Curry Fellowship.

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