1. How tired would you be after one weekend of Bears training camp?
|Sean Ely: I would look like Ron Burgundy walking the streets with a carton of milk yelling, ''It's so damn hot!''|
|Pete McMurray: All that walking around in football pads and shorts is rough stuff. C'mon, let's hit somebody!|
|Ernest Wilkins: Hell, I'm tired now and all I'm doing is typing these answers.|
|Elliott Serrano: I'm already tired of the media coverage. Wake me up when the season starts.|
|Sarah Spain: As tired as a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest.|
2. If you were Marc Trestman, how would you settle training camp disputes?
|Sean Ely: Bottle of whiskey and two sets of boxing gloves. Go!|
|Pete McMurray: I would give them Algebra questions and then grade their papers afterward. He's a teacher in the offseason, right?|
|Ernest Wilkins: Thunderdome? Is that a thing? Let's go with Thunderdome.|
|Elliott Serrano: Fight Club. Which I'm sure they do since they don't talk about it.|
|Sarah Spain: Pillow fight.|
3. The White Sox can catch the Tigers if they ...
|Sean Ely: Yeah, OK. Dream big there, writer of this question. Tigers are World Series bound.|
|Pete McMurray: ... had one wish from a fairy godmother in a land far, far away. Where people eat churros and hail King Jimbo.|
|Ernest Wilkins: ... catch them by their toes. Be careful: If they holler, you have to let them go.|
|Elliott Serrano: ...catch them by a toe. Eeenie, meanie, miney, moe ...|
|Sarah Spain: ... win enough games to finish with a better record.|
4. Who will be the next Chicago ballplayer elected to the Hall of Fame?
|Sean Ely: John Domanico. Kid's future is set in stone. Farm system is sculpting one hell of a pitcher.|
|Pete McMurray: Larry Biittner - discuss.|
|Ernest Wilkins: Hopefully local rapper Serengeti. Go watch the "Dennehy" video if you doubt me.|
|Elliott Serrano: The one that will lead the Cubs to the World Series, and they haven't been born yet.|
|Sarah Spain: If it were up to me, Benny The Bull.|
5. A.J. Pierzynski signed with the Cardinals. Thoughts?
|Sean Ely: That's a thing you can do. Neat. Riveting. Really exciting. Sarcasm is neat, too.|
|Pete McMurray: Just another reason for Cub fans to hate the Cardinals|
|Ernest Wilkins: Let's hope he gets his punch revenge against the Cubs! #NeverForget|
|Elliott Serrano: They must have been running low on their d-bag quota.|
|Sarah Spain: I try not to think about either of those things.|