Clothes are great. Pizza is better. Pizza clothing is everything. Back in December, Pizza Hut unveiled a collection of ‘za-themed T-shirts, hoodies, scarves, sunglasses and more. The line is very appropriately called Hut Swag. Because if you can’t have pizza every day, you should be able to wear it. Right?
I took a look at the offerings and picked the most practical pieces, just in case you’re in the market for pizza-themed clothing.
1. Tribal pizza yoga pants ($49.99): Look closely and you’ll see pizza slices and toppings all over these black and white leggings. Put them on, order a pizza and consider your workout complete.
2. Pepperoni socks ($19.99): If you must wear a suit to work, it’s OK to have a little fun with your socks. Pepperoni socks really highlight your practical side. Trust me.
3. Slice hat ($14.99): Out of the three (yes, three) hats in the collection, this is the obvious choice. Pizza bill, duh.
4. “Dreaming of Pizza” pillowcase ($39.99): OK, you can’t wear it, but this pillow case is perfect for those who are kale-eaters on the street and pizza freaks in the sheets.
5. Longboard ($179.95): For a pretty penny, you can hop on this pizza-emblazoned longboard and head to your favorite Chicago pizza joint. What a time to be alive.
6. “Devoted to Pizza” shirt ($15.99): We’re devoted. Helplessly devoted.
