We’ve all had terrible roommates, but comedian Demi Adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) has to live with Banksy, the mysterious artist known for being reclusive as well as making a stencil of a dude throwing a flower bouquet instead of a molotov cocktail.
As you can tell by my lead paragraph, a graffiti artist like Banksy is so ubiquitous and “important” that basically any yahoo with a keyboard can easily make fun of him. Adejuyigbe isn’t just any yahoo with a keyboard, however. He’s a digital producer for Comedy Central’s @Midnight and is responsible for some of my favorite jokes of all time, including horrifying mashups of Hozier’s “Take Me To Church” and inexplicably leaving 57 copies of Adam Sandler’s “Click” at his parents house. However, his tweets about living with Banksy, who I should add in case you’re an easily confused person is not actually his roommate, might be his Mona Lisa.
Check them out below because it will be the funniest thing you will see all week.
my roommate bansky is at it again. he made coffee and said he put something inside that would "REALLY wake me up" pic.twitter.com/DRD0uCneHU
— demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) July 15, 2014
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my roommate banksy is a total jerk. he wrote "the mainstream media" on a big hammer and used it to smash all of our lightbulbs
— demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) October 31, 2013
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my roommate banksy wrote "ground" over the "coke" on all our cans of coke zero. now he's stomping on them and yelling "i'm the government"
— demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) October 29, 2013
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let me know if anyone in the la area is looking for a new roommate. my current roommate, banksy, replaced all my dvds with hotel rwanda
— demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) July 1, 2014
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my roommate, reclusive street artist banksy, is late on rent cause he blew his savings replacing all our TP with this pic.twitter.com/xAtvkax8tB
— demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) December 9, 2014
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i asked what he did with all my animal crackers and he said he "freed them" but they're just scattered across our lawn
— demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) August 1, 2014
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my roommate wrote "cop meat" in sharpie on every slice of ham in the fridge. i have to throw it all out now. fuckin hate living with banksy
— demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) June 10, 2013
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banksy, street poet laureate and roommate of mine, stole some of my stuff for dismaland. which explains "PORTABLE AC WORLD" and "IPOD-VILLE"
— demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) August 20, 2015
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