Sixteen to nothing.
That’s how badly the Tigers thrashed the White Sox on April 18, 1991, the first game at what was then called the new Comiskey Park. I was in junior high, and some of my friends questioned my fashion choice at school the next day, when I wore a Sox shirt. They felt embarrassed for me, but my head was held high.
Setting the bar low has its advantages, I suppose, and 25 years later the Sox have atoned for that opening stink bomb in a big way.
My dad and I attended the second game of that Detroit series. Another Sox loss, but we did witness the first run scored in the ballpark now known as U.S. Cellular Field (Dan Pasqua drove in Ron Karkovice with a single to left).
Fast-forward to Sept. 27, 1993. When my friends and I bought tickets to the game a month earlier, we had little hope of seeing history that night. Enter Bo Jackson, far from the peak of his two-sport powers but still a showstopper waiting to happen. Sure enough, he drilled a home run that helped the Sox clinch their first division title since 1983.
I’ve never felt more sports-alive than at the Cell on Oct. 5, 2005 (though several moments are on the same plane). Tadahito Iguchi’s three-run blast off former Sox hurler David Wells capped a five-run fifth to erase a 4-0 deficit in Game 2 of the AL Division Series against Boston. My friends and I were sitting in the last row of the upper deck behind home plate, and I damn near jumped out of the stadium from excitement. That adrenaline rush lasted through the “L” ride home and into the next day.
There have been moments we wish never happened, too. My dad and I helplessly watched from 150 feet away as William Ligue and his son attacked Kansas City first-base coach Tom Gamboa on Sept. 19, 2002. I can’t blame the rest of Sox Nation if they’re still angry at those doofuses.
Fortunately, the vast majority of Sox die-hards are nothing like that despicable duo. The fan base does take flak for not showing up, and the numbers don’t help their cause. The Sox are averaging only 19,777 fans this season, putting them 27th out of 30 major league teams. Attendance declined each year from 2006-14 before rebounding slightly in 2015.
Of course, the Sox have not exactly been winning, either. Since 2009, the team has finished third, second, third, second, fifth, fourth and fourth in the AL Central.
Bashing the uninspired and sterile atmosphere at the park used to be fashionable, too. (Dear architects: Modern does not equal joyful when it comes to stadiums.) U.S. Cellular Field still is not perfect, though it’s light-years ahead of where it was. Even if you’re there only for the food and non-baseball distractions, it’s money well-spent.
Meanwhile, on the field, sometimes the best journeys come out of nowhere (see: 2005). If nothing else, the Sox have established themselves as an energetic contender in 2016. So much better than 16-0.
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