Why having married friends is awesome
They get a bum rap as boring and not fun. That's BS. Your married friends have a lot to offer, and it's high time you gave them their props. By Ernest Wilkins, @ErnestWIlkins
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The wedding itself
Your married friends want you to celebrate this very special day with them and need you to keep them from going insane. You have been trusted with this one mission and your reward is a wild party with ridiculous food and unlimited booze. Take 405 pictures, drink your body weight in champagne and be sure to tell them how much you "love them like, so much" no less than 21 times.
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