Spells! Voodoo! Potions! Buy them now, eBay won't allow them much longer

The days of online bidding wars for overseas voodoo penis enlargement spells are numbered. Internet auctioneer Ebay announced this week that a host of metaphysical offerings on its site won't be allowed after Aug. 30. What does that mean, exactly? According to the L.A. Times, "advice; spells; curses; hexing; conjuring; magic services; prayers; blessings; Psychic, Tarot, Reiki, and other metaphysical readings & services; magic potions; healing sessions," you know, all the fun stuff, won't be up for grabs anymore.

Here's 10 items currently up for auction that scream "Shut up and take my money!"

By Mick Swasko
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