This is your RedEye Rundown: A segment filled with sarcastic news coverage by video editor Sean Ely. This week we chat about the 400 pound Wrigley Field cake that no one ate and a man trying to dine and dash from a $950 bill at Tavern on Rush.

Sean Ely, RedEye's video editor, reviews some of this week's craziest headlines. This week: the 400 pound Wrigley Field cake that no one ate, man trying to dine and dash from a $950 bill at Tavern on Rush, and the open news editor position with RedEye. "Don't be an a** hole."

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