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R. Kelly improvises ridiculous sex songs

By Jessica Galliart, @jessicagalliart

5:41 PM CST, November 19, 2013

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He IS the master of writing songs about anything and everything. In a Rolling Stone interview, R. Kelly is given four phrases and asked to make songs on the spot. Gems include "sex dolphin" -- in which Sir Robert definitely makes dolphin noises -- and "Italian hero sandwich of love." "I don't like to just write songs, I like to write life." Life was awesome today because of this, so, thanks.

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