Jordan Schultz, <b><a href="" target="_blank">@MonroeSchultz</a></b>

Jordan Schultz, @MonroeSchultz

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Reverse Miranda rights: Authority for the people

November 6, 2014

Since he was never arrested, it is likely that Michael Brown never was read his Miranda rights. It is even more likely that Darren Wilson never considered giving them before shooting Brown six times.

  • April Fools' Day worse than pulled groin

    April 2, 2014

    Early yesterday morning, I played a pretty terrible April Fools’ Day prank on myself. Nursing a lingering groin pull, I accidentally applied Icy Hot to my nether region.

  • Uber overstates Chicago economic impact

    March 14, 2014

    Rideshare in Chicago is already kind of a hot mess. Think 4 a.m. pickups by strangers ghost-riding their pink-mustache-adorned whips. And now it's sloppier: lawsuits, regulatory proposals and threats of outing secretly gay aldermen. (If you don’t know all the facts, RedEye reporter Leonor Vivanco has covered the topic like a pro. Go here and here to get your hands dirty.)