Just in case the world is actually ending...

By Ernest Wilkins, @ErnestWilkins


12:12 PM CDT, April 18, 2013


Dude, what the hell?
This week has officially been a double ass-burger with extra cheese. We’ve got stuff blowing up in Texas, jag bags harming innocent civilians in Boston, Chicago is half underwater, the Senate is apparently half in the bag when they vote now, Derrick Rose officially didn’t play a single minute of the NBA season and Drake dropped the most sensitive rap song since “I need love.” I’m not the most religious person in the world, but you have to start looking around and wondering … is this the end of days?
Well, if it happens to be, I’d like to address some stuff that has been lingering on my chest for a bit.

I feel much better. Everybody be safe out there and be kind to one another. Sidebar: If my house is flooded when I get home, I'll need drinking buddies. You know where to find me.






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