September 1, 2014
I have gone to approximately one frillion weddings this summer alone, and I have developed some foolproof strategies for being the coolest guest at any matrimonial affair.
July 27, 2014
Much like the streets of the city themselves, though summer dating activities might seem to be brimming with possibility, in reality, they are still full of potholes.
July 22, 2014
Last weekend, I headed to the annual Blackhawks Convention eager to hang out with roughly 2,000 other hockey fans who spent July sadly watching season highlights in front of the air conditioner. And like many of my compatriots, I was most excited for the panel featuring Patrick Kane, Jonathan Toews and Brad Richards. Unfortunately, all the dance-offs in the world couldn't save that event from the sexism of its moderator, Mark Giangreco.
July 11, 2014
My favorite thing about this summer, beside being able to walk home half-drunk without my fingernails getting frostbite, is the knowledge that I'm probably horrifying at least a few people simply by wearing a crop top.
June 5, 2014
There's something about Pride Events -- and, honestly, queer-friendly spaces in general -- that turns otherwise rational, clear-headed adults into complete and total shitbags about sexual harassment.
May 13, 2014
When I first moved to Chicago, I was surprised by how many straight guys seemed to construe "has a side-shave haircut" as "exclusively dates the ladies." The phenomenon seems to inversely correlate to the locals' fondness for, say, Robyn.