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Couples costumes are in three camps: They're either adorable diabetes factories that further drive home the fact that you will be in the clutch of winter's cold hand alone again this year, a half-assed attempt that was forced by the dominant one in the relationship, or a super freaky-deaky number that implies the couple is not as conservative as their plaid button-downs might attest. Regardless of which one you encounter, expect a photo of them kissing on Facebook within five hours of the party taking place.

The couple

( Handout / October 10, 2012 )

Couples costumes are in three camps: They're either adorable diabetes factories that further drive home the fact that you will be in the clutch of winter's cold hand alone again this year, a half-assed attempt that was forced by the dominant one in the relationship, or a super freaky-deaky number that implies the couple is not as conservative as their plaid button-downs might attest. Regardless of which one you encounter, expect a photo of them kissing on Facebook within five hours of the party taking place.