Opinion

As long as we're remaking movies ...

As long as we're remaking movies ...

At the movies the other night, I saw a preview for "Spider-Man." I'm so confused. Didn't they just do that? While the filming of "Superman" took over Chicago last summer, I couldn't help but think the same thing. Is Hollywood really that hard up for ideas? Yes, of course it is. And I'm hardly the...

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Cavorting with Climate Deniers

Cavorting with Climate Deniers

Lucky for Chicago, we are home to the Heartland Institute, a right-wing think-tank that expends most of its effort attempting to "debunk" global warming, and this week they held the seventh International Conference on Climate Change, which they acronymize as the ICCC7, as if coming close to the...

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Let's find a new beer, hipsters

Let's find a new beer, hipsters

Shed no tears in your beer, fellow Chicagoans, especially if that beer's a PBR.

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How to chop your bills ... by cooking

How to chop your bills ... by cooking

I have a theory about why I haven't gone utterly broke over the past couple years. It's not my judicious use of credit cards. It's not a budget spreadsheet, or even really a budget. I don't do math. I don't live in a hovel.

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NATO's guide to the South Side

The NATO summit is almost upon us. And while leaders from all over the world will huddle in McCormick Place, solving the world's problems, I am most excited about something that will be happening outside the convention center: On Sunday, first lady Michelle Obama is scheduled to lead spouses of NATO...

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Carry On, Kerry Wood

Carry On, Kerry Wood

The Mr. Cub of our generation has reportedly decided to hang it up.

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Now this is speed dating

Now this is speed dating

How far are you willing to go for a hookup? I mean literally—what distance? Ride a few stops on the "L"? Drive to the 'burbs? Roll over?

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Behold a message--from the future

Behold a message--from the future

"CRASH!" "BOOM!" "THUNK!"

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Inside the war on voting

Inside the war on voting

A Republican super PAC recently rolled out an ad accusing President Obama of being too "cool," and with that, the GOP completed its total transformation into a crotchety old man who keeps your football when it lands in his yard.

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Wait, why shouldn't I use my debit card so much?

Wait, why shouldn't I use my debit card so much?

"I see you're using your debit card a lot," said the nice man at the bank.

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Tough guys love mom, too

Tough guys love mom, too

We went to Disneyland together. And Disney World. Twice. There were summer sports camps. A trip to SeaWorld. White Sox, Bears and Bulls games. Not just regular-season basketball—I'm talking playoff games during the Michael Jordan era. She also bought me encyclopedias. (Reading is an adventure....

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All too quiet on the western front

All too quiet on the western front

It wasn't supposed to be like this.

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We're all people, people!

We're all people, people!

“Hillary Clinton doesn’t care if you see her without makeup.”

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Soldier for now, brother always

Soldier for now, brother always

Dear Private First Class Vincent H. Williams:

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Octomom porn: You gonna watch?

Octomom porn: You gonna watch?

The setup: After filing for bankruptcy, Nadya Suleman, aka Octomom, told CNN she'd be open to doing a porn film to pay the bills.

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Student loan shenanigans: Q&A

Student loan shenanigans: Q&A

So, college students, how does it feel to be so darn popular? Are your ears burning? Do you hear sound bites about "student loan interest" and "rate hikes" and "Stafford" and "1 trillion" and "deadlock" and think, hey, maybe I should pay some attention to this?

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You make my mouth water

You make my mouth water

"Hi, I'm not here right now. Leave a message at the beep."

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Dear cliche: Knock it off

Dear cliche: Knock it off

Dear Open Letter Writer,

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