Welcome to Human Existence, Eloise!

Here at Off the Markley, it seems we’re in the frequent habit of welcoming babies of friends into the world. In fact, half my career as a writer seems to be covering my friends' unexpected pregnancies while my lackluster and incompetent sperm die horribly before reaching their one and only evolutionary goal. With that introduction, my friend Scott (“James” of the book) and his wife Bri, just welcomed a lovely little girl onto the mortal coil, whom they have named Eloise.

Stephen Markley

August 7, 2012