Fiscal Cliff Talks Lead--Wait, Kim Kardashian's Pregnant!?

2013 begins on a divisive note today as talks between Republicans and the Obama administration led to a partial deal following a marathon session of neg—Oh, shit, wait, hold on. Kim Kardashian is pregnant! Oh my God, I can’t believe this is happening. Wow. And it’s not just some mediocre basketball player’s sad spurt of sperm either. It’s Kanye’s!

Stephen Markley

December 31, 2012