Well, Tiger Woods is sorry for “transgressions.” That should teach you all a lesson I’ve known for a long time. Never trust felines.
Here now, my TV picks.
COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Oregon vs. Oregon St.
8 p.m. ESPN2
The winner gets a trip to the Rose Bowl. The loser, well, perhaps someone will send them roses.
NFL
N.Y. Jets vs. Buffalo
7 p.m. NFL Network
A winning matchup for Thursday Night Football — not. I think I’d rather watch “Private Practice.”