The holidays are meant for singing, and I occasionally adapt a few classic songs for our place and time. Please sing along.
"10 BELOW" ("LET IT SNOW")
Oh the weather outside is freezing
And I cannot stop this sneezing
But it's holiday time and so
I don't care if it's 10 below.
Oh, it doesn't show signs of stopping
So we might as well go shopping
Let the bitter wind blow and blow
The economy needs our dough.
When we finally reach the store
How the crowds rage around like a storm
And the parking lot's worse than war
At least in the mall it is warm!
Oh the weather outside is freezing, etc. …
"TWERKIN' AROUND THE CHRISTMAS TREE" ("ROCKIN' AROUND THE CHRISTMAS TREE")
Twerkin' around the Christmas tree
At the Christmas party hop