The heat, the heat, it has a beat

We could discuss

the RTA

And business the

Chicago Way.

I know we could

But let us not

For, people, it

Is just too hot.

A sidewalk here

Could fry a peach

It's hotter here

Than in Palm Beach.

(Check the Palm Beach weather if you don't believe me.)

The heat is back

The garden droops

And just the brave

Sit out on stoops.

The soggy sheets!

The wilting trees!

The sweat that pools