Snow in February? Get over it, Chicago

But out in the mix

It was not quite so pretty

No, out in the mess

It was sloppy and gritty.

The cars slipped and slid

And the airplanes got stuck

The sidewalks were deadly

The people said, "Expletive."

Those people were cranky

They could not be calm

Oh, what could they do?

Could they blame it on Rahm?

Or blame it on Congress

For wrecking our nation

With late-breaking snow

And that darned sequestration?

"It's heart attack snow!"

All the weatherfolk said

The people they shivered

And quivered with dread.