Nine Lines

1. The cure

David Duchovny has checked into rehab to treat sex addiction. Unfortunately for him, the road to recovery involves staring at thousands of pictures of Roseanne Barr.

2.Yikes

L.A. police say a man rammed his car into the gates of the Playboy Mansion twice in two weeks. It's unclear if the man wanted to get in or just wanted to simulate the Playboy experience by getting his car's airbags to deploy.

3. Happy birthday!

Michael Jackson reached a big milestone this week, turning 50 years old. And let's not forget that his nose putty is coming up on the big 3-0.

4. Twin billing

Thank you, Wolf Blitzer and Michael McDonald, for this creepy moment in Democratic National Convention history.



5. Breaking records

This was a historic seven days for our nation on so many fronts, was it not? The cast of "90210" only made, like, 40 headlines this week.

6. Job No. 1

By now no doubt you've heard " American Idol" added a fourth judge for this season. Primarily she'll be tasked with keeping Paula Abdul awake.

7. The fresh-maker

It's about time "Idol" added another female presence on the show. Frankly, Ryan Seacrest's act is getting a little stale.

8. Web link

Michael Phelps visited Disney World Friday. And, if only for a moment, Donald Duck stopped feeling self-conscious about his feet.

9. To scale

A British artist has created a solid-gold statue of supermodel Kate Moss. So at least one version of Moss weighs as much as a healthy woman should.