Are you bleepin' kidding me?

This is such a bleepin’ joke.

Only at Notre bleepin’ Dame could a football coach not act like a bleepin’ football coach.

Brian bleepin’ Kelly cursed. A lot. So what? That’s what a lot of bleepin’ coaches do.

But someone from the National Catholic Register criticized Kelly for his bleepin’ bleeping, which was caught on camera because everything is caught on camera these days. I mean, didn’t we learn from the remake of “Ocean’s 11’’?

Again, so bleepin’ what? Kelly got mad. That’s what mad people do on football sidelines. Welcome to Earth, whoever you are, Mr. Criticizer. 

Two things that make this issue cockeyed. First, it’s not Kelly’s fault. Blame the bleepin’ idiots who hired him.

Didn’t they watch this guy on the bleepin’ sideline at Cincinnati? He was a bleepin’ maniac, just like he was on Saturday during the Fighting Irish’s weather-driven long day’s journey into humiliation against South Florida.

That’s the other thing. Someone wants to get on Kelly for his bleepin’ pottymouth, but he lost to South Florida.

Do you hear me? South bleepin’ Florida.

At home, people. At home. That’s the bleepin’ problem.

Whatever you think of this guy’s mouth, it’s still a lot better than his preparation. That’s what Notre Dame ought to address. That's the bigger issue.

I mean, Kelly had, what, six or nine months to prepare for South Florida, and he looks like he can’t bleepin’ coach.

 

 
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