So, let’s talk fixing real NFL games.
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The fake officials will be out of the spotlight. The fake officials will go back to whatever low-paying, low-level games they were working. The fake officials present a solid profile for gamblers looking to fix games.
I’m not saying the fake officials would go along with the plan. I’m not saying gamblers would approach them.
But there’s a greater likelihood of that with the chumps in stripes than with the real officials that the NFL has locked out.
The fake officials are bad. They make a ton of mistakes. Even Bears coach Lovie Smith showed emotion over it on the sideline.
The league is covering up for the fake officials’ ineptitude, and by extension, the league’s own ineptitude.
So, when you think about it, it wouldn’t be hard for the fake officials to fix a game because it would just be another mistake, another blown call, another bad flag.
And even if gamblers didn’t buy off selected fake officials, the fake officials still are incompetent when it comes to the highest level of football, which means they will make mistakes, likely egregious and highly publicized, and so, once again we learn that you can be rich and stupid at the same time.
I mean, who risks a multibillion business like this?
Publicly, Vegas oddsmakers aren’t terribly concerned about the game-fixing aspect of the NFL’s mind-boggling embarrassment. John Avello, the director of sports and race operations at the Wynn Resort, said they have enough to worry about just factoring the simple inadequacy of the fake officials into point spreads and the over-under.
“I can’t set a line based on what a ref might do,’’ Avello said. “There’s holding on every play, so it takes experienced refs to know when to call it. I don’t know if that will affect the offense, but it could affect what I do on the totals.’’
But still, why would the wealthiest sports cartel in the world roll dice this way?
And over how much money?
That, see, might be the biggest joke in this standoff.
I’ve heard reports that the league and NFL Referees Association are about $150,000 apart per team. The refs union released a statement over the weekend saying it was asking for 1/3 of 1 percent of the league’s $9 billion in revenues.
I thought there would be no math involved in this writing job, but someone else did it for me, and it’s $30 million over the life of the contract, although the NFLRA failed to state the length of the deal it was requesting.
Sounds like a lot of money, but remember, that’s less than $1 million per team for the best officials in a $9 billion dollar monopoly that will continue to grow by billions.
By contrast, how many billions would the NFL cartel lose with fake officials and a fixing scandal?
I’ll hang up and listen to Roger Goodell’s hummena-hummena-hummena.
If I’m an NFL owner, I’m pretty angry with Goodell. The Saints shamed the league with a bounty scandal aimed at injuring opponents at a time when the game has come under intense scrutiny for violence, and now a league with apparently inadequate institutional control is putting remarkably inadequate scabs in control of games that matter.
What. A. Joke.
But let me put the financial wrangling into a different, more embarrassing light. Specifically, the spotlight.
The cost of a Super Bowl ad last February was $3.5 million for a 30-second spot. That’s $7 million a minute. And so, even though I hate math, the gap between the NFL and its officials is less than five minutes of Super Bowl commercials.
How many commercials run during the Super Bowl?
How stupid is the NFL?