Don't be ascared, little Bulls

White Sox third base coach Joe McEwing will wave home anyone anytime. OK, maybe not Paul Konerko.

Jake Peavy as pitcher of the month beats Jake Peavy as pitcher FOR a month.

Jeff Samardzija, 3-1, 3.41 ERA, 1.23 WHIP --- I believe he was just named Contract Year Pitcher of the Month.

Raise your hand if you expected Red Sox ownership to blame Theo Epstein for the damp, blustery weather in Chicago last weekend.

Jose Canseco claimed his Twitter account was deleted by aliens. Yeah, the same creatures that deleted his brain.

Detroit’s Delmon Young was suspended seven games for anti-semitic comments, but at least he wasn’t dumb enough to appeal his punishment to the Jewish commissioner.

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Tommy Rees --- party like a champion today.

No, wait, that isn’t the message from the sanctimonious frauds in South Bend. I believe the song starts “Wake up the bail bondsmen.’’

A Nebraska assistant football coach testified before the Omaha City council against an anti-discrimination ordinance that extended protections to gay and transgender people. Just in case you doubted football was a Neanderthal sport.

The Cowboys ought to give Morris Claiborne jersey No. 4.

The Browns reportedly almost traded Colt McCoy to the Packers, but the deal fell through, presumably because Cleveland realized if the Packers want your quarterback, you should keep him.

Metta World Peace got a seven-game suspension for an elbow to James Harden’s head, and I’m thinking, Jonathan Vilma would’ve paid him $1,000.

My ballot might be late, but I have Rajon Rondo as First-Team All-Stupid.

And say hello to your team captain: Amar’e Stoudemire.

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