He calls police to complain. They arrive to help him. And so begins the curious case of Benjamin T. Duddles.
Duddles called authorities on Sunday,CQ asking for police to remove a snoring mystery woman from his bed.
Duddles: She's just snoring away like a train. She's snoring.
Police: And she's snoring like a train?
Duddles: She's snoring like a train.
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