9 p.m. Sept. 15, FX
Where they left off: Sweet Dee gave birth as a surrogate mom for Carmen, the transsexual who had frozen her sperm pre-op.
This season: In the season premiere, Frank (Danny DeVito) wants to marry his hooker (Alanna Ubach) in a "Pretty Woman" take off and Mac (Rob McElhenney) deals with his 50-pound weight gain. Later in the season, the gang puts on a kiddie beauty pageant, attends a high school reunion, plans a baby funeral, takes on Facebook, does a few song-and-dance numbers and creates a drinking/board game called CharlieMcDennis. "It's a demented game," Charlie Day told me at San Diego Comic-Con, "probably kids should not play it at home."
See a sneak peek video here.