No contest: Why doughnuts beat cupcakes

•You can eat doughnuts for breakfast without shame.

•Cupcakes are awkward to carry around; if you've got a free finger, you can carry a doughnut.

•Walking into the office with a box of doughnuts makes you a hero.

•It's easy to split a doughnut. Unless it's a jelly doughnut, in which case it's a mess.

•Cupcakes are never warm.

•Doughnuts don't force you to deal with a paper wrapper.

•There's never a cop at a cupcake shop when you need one.

•Nobody ever said, "Time to make the cupcakes."

Phil Vettel