No contest: Why doughnuts beat cupcakes
•You can eat doughnuts for breakfast without shame.
•Cupcakes are awkward to carry around; if you've got a free finger, you can carry a doughnut.
•Walking into the office with a box of doughnuts makes you a hero.
•It's easy to split a doughnut. Unless it's a jelly doughnut, in which case it's a mess.
•Cupcakes are never warm.
•Doughnuts don't force you to deal with a paper wrapper.
•There's never a cop at a cupcake shop when you need one.
•Nobody ever said, "Time to make the cupcakes."
— Phil Vettel
•You can eat doughnuts for breakfast without shame.
•Cupcakes are awkward to carry around; if you've got a free finger, you can carry a doughnut.
•Walking into the office with a box of doughnuts makes you a hero.
•It's easy to split a doughnut. Unless it's a jelly doughnut, in which case it's a mess.
•Cupcakes are never warm.
•Doughnuts don't force you to deal with a paper wrapper.
•There's never a cop at a cupcake shop when you need one.
•Nobody ever said, "Time to make the cupcakes."
— Phil Vettel