When my husband suggests ordering pizza and watching "Downton Abbey" on a Friday nightAnimated Gifs

When I couldn't remember my own address: Do Not Want

When I get grocery shopping, dishes, laundry done before noon on a Saturday
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When I couldn't get to the gym for a week: Animated Gifs

When I got my 10th wedding invitation in the mail by April: Animated Gifs

When I get 5 coupons in one transaction at Target: Approvals

When I got my first Snap Chat a week ago: LOL

When my mom says that hairstyle is a "little too young on you": DERP

When my 20-year-old cousin asks when I'm going to have kids: Animated Gifs

Going to spin class for the first time since college: Cry

When you ask the interns if they like that "Party Rock" song: Animated Gifs

Getting drunk Saturday night, and by Tuesday, I'm still like: Animated Gifs

When you go without coffee, by noon it's like: Animated Gifs

When my best friend brings over white wine: Approvals
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Rihanna's Instagram feed gets me all: WTF?

All I ever want to do: Animated Gifs

When I walk into Emporium and realize everyone there was born in the '90s: OMG
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The last time I tried to pop lock and drop it: Animated Gifs

When I make a "Three's Company" or other '80s sitcom reference and nobody knows what I'm talking about: Drama

That one time I got heartburn from Diet Coke: Attention

What happened at my friend's going away party with an open bar: Animated Gifs

When someone wants to go out after 9:30 p.m.: Disapprovals
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When I realize I graduated high school 10 years ago: Disapprovals

When I try to drink cheap beer: Animated Gifs

When someone asks if I know what a Keek is: Animated Gifs