Welcome to your afternoon celeb fix, where we tell you what your favorite - and not so favorite - stars are up to.

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-- Pays to be a boss: Justin Timberlake has cool idea to getMySpace back on track. (link to mtv.com)

-- Busted again: Paris Hilton's peeper arrested outside her home. (link to eonline.com)

-- This should be a winning experience: Charlie Sheen to be roasted onComedy Central (link to usmagazine.com)

 

 The following headlines are today's Red hots - everything you love about RedEye's back page but bigger and online. For more celebrity news, go to redeyechicago.com/redhots.  

 -- Beyonce celebrates America: Singer blesses the U.S.A. with her voice at fireworks show. (link to okmagazine.com)

-- Millions: Maria Shriver offered big bucks to write tell-all book. (link to okmagazine.com)

-- It's like The Hangover, but it's not: Nick Lachey hits Vegas for bachelor party. (link to okmagazine.com)

 

Celebrity tweet of the day:
Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien): July 4, 1776: the day that we “unfollowed” King George. #waytoointotwitter