The '80s are alive and well this summer -- and they're not coming back quietly. With "Rock of Ages" opening Friday, the cast has been hitting the interview circuit hard, revealing some pretty intimate secrets. Who got the wildest? Check out our (un)official "Rock" ridiculous meter to find out, ranked from most to least ridiculous.
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His rocker makeover would be enough to earn Tom the top spot on this list, but he just kept striving for more. His Stacee Jaxx rocks a bejeweled, dragon-shaped codpiece in one scene -- and the actor liked it so much, he took it home and gave it to his wife. "Yeah, I wear it and I keep it," he told eonline.com. We now know way too much about their relationship.
Her Rolling Stone journalist Constance Sack can't help but get down and dirty with Stacee on a pool table. And it got really, really dirty: Their last kiss was "described in the script as the `tongue-iest tongue kiss of all time,'" she told Vulture. "All I know is that there was a lot of face-licking, and it went on and on and it went all over my face." Umm ... sexy?
Russell Brand/Alec Baldwin
Don't think Stacee is the only one getting some action -- things get sexy between these co-stars too. "It is right on the mouth," Brand told eonline.com. "It is sexy because Alec is a sexy man." He's certainly sexier than you, Russell.
Playing the baddie who thinks she's always right? Count her in! She was pretty psyched to play do-gooder mayor's wife Patricia Whitmore -- "Fantastic! Count me in, I want to be in that gang," she reportedly told the director of being a villain. We somehow doubt she's as skin-crawly as Catherine's "Traffic" drug baroness.
He's the new dude on the block, so we understand he's gotta behave himself for a while. The moment that rocked his world? "Tom and I were taking guitar classes together because we both had to learn how to play guitar, and it was pretty surreal jamming out with Tom singing 'Every Rose Has Its Thorn,' " he told MTV. Come on, Diego, you've gotta have some juicier stories than this!Copyright © 2015, RedEye