The 10 people you meet at Pitchfork
Don't act like you didn't know this was coming.
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The O.H. (original hipster)
These days, the term "hipster" has been watered-down to include anyone who doesn't shop at the GAP. Don't be fooled, the UUULLLLLTIMATE hipsters will be at Pitchfork. We're talking the people who INVENTED Pitchfork! They're already hyped about a band that won't exist for 17 years whose lead singer is a toddler in San Luis Obispo! You can't hang with these titans! Know your role and bow down. And take that damn Joy Division shirt off, you look foolish.